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Best NFL Tweets
Storified by Ryan Glasspiegel · Mon, Oct 22 2012 11:01:16
It’s October, Ice Cream Man. You are pushing your luck.Drew Magary
NFL Security has already begun investigation as SD equipment man was hiding illegal sticky substance and giving to … http://tmi.me/ykOsbJay Glazer
Chargers will be cleared of the stickum investigation when it’s revealed that Philip Rivers was handing it out to every opposing cornerback.SC_DougFarrar
"Aaron Rodgers hates puppies and ran over a unicorn." -Shannon SharpeThe Packer Ranter
according Jerry Jones, former Redskins coach Joe Gibbs talked the Cowboys at the team hotel in Charlotte Saturday nightClarence Hill
Joe Gibbs talking to the Cowboys is like Obama speaking to Romney supporters.mike freeman
If I was a Washington fan, seriously, Gibbs talking to Cowboys team would piss me off.mike freeman
Vilma and Suggs, in two different cities, are on the field at the same time in the 7th week of the season. There’s a sentence few expected.Jeff Darlington
It’s remarkable how effective the Cowboys offense can be if there’s literally no pressure on them.The Classical
Panthers and Cowboys sabotaging each other so each can be the first to reach the summit of Mount Disappointment.Michael Tanier
Wish the Ravens had held onto Curtis Painter. When Baltimore pulls Flacco in the second half, he’d be much more fun at laugh at.Mike Tunison
Game tied between Redskins and Giants at 13. Joe Gibbs now delivering halftime speech to Giants team.mike freeman
Joe Flacco is playing himself out of Elite QB territory and into Rex Grossman territory.Awful Announcing
Doug Martin just had the greatest run for a loss of 3 since Barry Sanders retired.Michael Tanier
You can be in any stadium in America and if Kuhn is carrying the ball – you hear it. #PackersSairah
I’ll call Finnegan dirty. So there.Colleen
Multiple Bills receivers have gone Gangnam Style after scoring. I guess it takes memes two months to get to Buffalo.Bill Barnwell
ANIMATED: Mike Tolbert goes Gangnam Style http://30fram.es/RbZ9J6Timothy Burke
Studies have shown these Packers are good. #scienceThe Packer Ranter
Jimmy Haslam should go ahead and fire Pat Shurmur now for punting on 4th and 1 against THE COLTS down 4Jason Lisk
The crowd is goin wild here after the Ravens field goal. The over has been cleared.Michael Tanier
Oh, and let’s congratulate the Ravens for kicking a field goal down 36-10. Apparently both Harbaugh’s know the lines.Bill Barnwell
Bob Griffin might have a future in this league.Aaron Nagler
Ack! Giants/Redskins! Insanity. Thought RGIII left too much time for Eli. Now, Eli leaves too much time for RGIII!Ian Rapoport
In an effort to provide all necessary information, I feel I need to inform you Patriots cheerleaders are in Halloween costumes.Greg A. Bedard
What’s with this two late game nonsense? I need my late-afternoon heroin.Dan Le Batard Show
If you missed the end of RG3 vs. Eli … here’s a 30-second video recap of the wild finish http://is.gd/RuGuFk by @CFBsectionJason McIntyre
Dig the Chargers’ powder blues (they’re the best, yadda yadda), but the Patriots’ throwbacks are definitely 1B.Brian McIntyre
Fox desperately needed Pereira on air to explain the call at the end of the TB-NO game. Bungled in the booth. He’s there for a reason.Awful Announcing
RE: Saints-Bucs. Every week I seem to learn a new NFL rule.If QB is out of pocket you can push a WR out of bounds and eliminate him?Dan Wetzel
John Lynch and Dick Stockton might not want to put that in the time capsule. Brutal for the audience at the end of Bucs-Saints.Richard Deitsch
shutup we r tired ok RT @juliussharpe: It’s ridiculous that NFL players can’t squeeze Gatorade into their own mouths.Tom Crabtree
Justin Tuck on RGIII: "I’m really mad at the football gods for putting him in the NFC East. He’s going to be a headache." #NYGRalph Vacchiano
I just learned the term "sorostitute" from @albertbreer while watching the Pats cheerleaders dance to "Addams Family."Lisa Kraus Edwards
Wonder how far a quarter would bounce of Wilfork’s belly?Michael Tanier
Jets offense! http://say.ly/CCh4qatDan Le Batard Show
We got our asses kicked..gotta give credit when it is due..we will see them again down the road..we will take advantage of this bye weekTorrey Smith
Newton’s postgame comments story of the weekend so far. Threw coaches under the bus.Jason Whitlock
Wow. God bless Bieber and all those who helped make it happen. RT @Healinghailey Thank you all love you @justinbieber http://bit.ly/SdiE1LJason Wilde
Commercial. Kickoff out of the back of the endzone. Commercial. This must stop.Awful Announcing
By the way, where is my Tebow as RB? I was promised Tebow as RB. I want my Tebow as RB.Aaron Schatz
If you lose at home to Jags backup QB and RB, you should automatically be relegatedDan Le Batard Show
Cool. Apparently, the Seahawks and 49ers are on Thursday night again this week.Brian McIntyre
Bahahaha. NFL Network just ran a commercial for last Thursday’s game.Mike Tunison
Can’t wait to watch that 49ers-Seahawks game this Thursday I just saw an ad for.Awful Announcing
Ian Eagle not pronouncing his name like ever other Ian in the history of Ian’s might be the cockiest move of all time.Big Cat
I like when punt returners catch the ball and immediately start running backwards. Their confidence inspires me.Danger Guerrero
Just got handed a list of some of the Steelers’ best players. Oh – these are the inactives. Yeesh.Gregg Doyel
Chad Henne is glad everyone was watching Pats-Jets.gregg rosenthal
Nothing beats Jim Nantz nutting himself at the sight of the Patriots winning a game, except for everything.Drew Magary
VIDEO: Jim Nantz insists the Jets beat the Patriots, calls it a stunning upset http://deadsp.in/D1W5yqDeadspin
you’d have lost by 30 RT @CurtisBrand: From what I’ve seen, Tebow rarely makes the game losing mistakes that Mark has become great at makingBomani Jones
GIF updates: Sanchez goes down! Pats win! Jags lose! Afternoon madness in the NFL: http://deadsp.in/ekoc2QDeadspin
these players say the names of their high school because they obviously never attended a actual college/university classProFootballComment
If Bruce Arians has as many wins as a head coach as the Steelers do as a team, that probabaly means the Todd Haley hiring was bad, right?DJ Gallo
Based on aligned commercial breaks on ESPN and FOX, I wager 50 million people will watch forty seconds of that debate tomorrow night.Drew Magary
Joe Flacco’s Total QBR, a metric that accounts for everything a QB does, was 0.3 on the 0-100 scale, the lowest rating for any QB since 2008Adam Schefter
Saints @ Denver could be the most intriguing game between a 2-4 team and 3-3 team in NFL history.gregg rosenthal